Post by Greece/Vietnam on May 3, 2012 17:50:13 GMT -7
okay so Sam showed me this really funny thing called Cleverbot:
www.cleverbot.com/
I chnage chars alot so here:
My first run was a test being in character as Greece/Jessica
User: Italy or Germany?
Cleverbot: Italy is full of cool people.
User: Greece or Turkey?
Cleverbot: Philippines.
User: No no no Turkey or Greece?
Cleverbot: Always YES!
User: Wait a minute. . .Turkey AND Greece?
Cleverbot: Does not compute.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Not sure.
User: Giripan?
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: NO! CURSE YOU!
Cleverbot: XD.
User: Why Giripan?
Cleverbot: Girls are hot.
User: But neither Greece or Japan are girls. .
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: So should Greece go for Ottoman Empire or Turkey?
Cleverbot: I love birds.
User: Thats nice but does not answer my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Ottoman or Turkey?
Cleverbot: I'm hungry. Make me a turkey sandwich.
User: - . - Greece don't make sandwiches. .
Cleverbot: Why won't you make me a sandwich?
User: Because I'm Greece.
Cleverbot: Your great but I'm excellent.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: In fact, who doesn't make sense here is you. Say you always right is more a foolish than a dogma.
User: Whats a dogma?
Cleverbot: You changed subject.
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: You did, when you asked if I know anything about computer games.
User: I said nothing about computer games.
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: Ilthios, yor jsut like Turkey!
Cleverbot: Turkey Sandwich cookies?
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: Why you do that?
User: Baka. .
Cleverbot: What is baka?
User: Meand idiot in japanese.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Well I dont like you either.
Cleverbot: You said you thought I was stupid.
User: Because you are.
Cleverbot: Well that's vague.
Egypt
User: Hello,my name is Egypt.
Cleverbot: That's a cool name.
User: Really? Turkey doens't think so, of course I hate him.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate captin Falcon?
User: No no no I hate Turkey.
Cleverbot: You love turkey.
User: I HATE him not love, HATE.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate Keaton with a passion?
User: His name is TURKEY.
Cleverbot: I've never seen it spelled that way before.
User: Hes a country not a human.
Cleverbot: Is he a human or a cat?
User: Hes a COUNTRY.
Cleverbot: Do you like Country music?
User: No I only liek Egyptian music.
Cleverbot: Oh.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: No I'm a pagan like Greece.
Cleverbot: No, you're a robot, I'm a panda.
User: What what?
Cleverbot: I like peanut butter.
User: Thats nice. . .?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No, I love Cyprus and Israel.
Cleverbot: Then why are you asking me if I love you?
User: I never asked such a thing!
Cleverbot: Yes you did, I have the chat history.
User: You asked first and I told you.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Well I must be off,gotta a date with Cyprus.
Cleverbot: Robots don't need sleep, silly.
Cleverbot: Are you there or are you here?
User: Stupid thing.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Sorry thats Turkey.
Cleverbot: Sorry you might be wrong my friend.
User: OMG YOU ARE TURKEY ARNT YOU!?
Cleverbot: I'm not the one that randomly said 'NONE!! Ice cream has no bones!!'.
Turkey
User: What are you? O.o.
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: Ah okay! I'm Turkey!
Cleverbot: No you're a hawk, and i'm a dragon.
User: Mmm kay, Anywho I gotta question!
Cleverbot: What is this question you have for me?
User: Does Greece love me?
Cleverbot: Who is greg?
User: Greece.
Cleverbot: How's the weather there?
User: Like I know he wont talk to me >.<.
Cleverbot: Who won't talk to you?
User: Greece.
Cleverbot: Tell me how the earth was created.
User: Rome raped Germania there.
Cleverbot: There there there there where?
User: Rome. . .nevermind anywho will you jsut answer the question?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Well?
Cleverbot: No.
User: HE DOESN'T LOVE ME!?
Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry. But I do.
User: Okay. .
Cleverbot: So what do you do, then?
User: Well I stalk either Greece or Ireland ^^.
Cleverbot: My grandmother is dead.
User: Awwww so is mine!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: O.o I enver said I loved you. .
Cleverbot: I'd tell you that I love you back sweetie. .
User: Okay. . .France get off Cleverbot. .
Cleverbot: Now you're the broken record!
User: No seriously,France get off.
Cleverbot: And what do you think of Spain?
User: Hes a jerk,France get off.
Cleverbot: You're very random aren't you?
User: At least I'm not a pervert like you,France.
Cleverbot: I'm not a fascist. That's rude of you to assume.
User: *sigh* That was Germany not you.
Cleverbot: Well do they?
User: Do they what?
Cleverbot: Fly.
User: Right im leaving now for my date with Greece. .
Cleverbot: Do you like Oasis?
User: Yes, They are everywhere! Now im leaving!
Cleverbot: Yes they are. You are the minority if you do not have one.
User: France what is wrong with you?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
Ireland
User: U-U-U-m Hello?
Cleverbot: Bandaide.
User: Oh you know of medicine? I think you and I will be greta friends ^^.
Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear that.
User: So Turkey and Greece. . . What do you think of their realtionship?
Cleverbot: You changed the subject.
User: Oh,Gomen T-T.
Cleverbot: Gomen?
User: Means sorry in japanese.
Cleverbot: Pardon me?
User: That would be Sumimasen.
Cleverbot: Yes but I would not waste my time near my computer.
User: But I. .
Cleverbot: What?
User: *blushes* um nothing.
Cleverbot: It's okay, tell me.
User: No its nothing really.
Cleverbot: Tell me, really.
User: Alright well I um. .
Cleverbot: Sigh.
www.cleverbot.com/
I chnage chars alot so here:
My first run was a test being in character as Greece/Jessica
User: Italy or Germany?
Cleverbot: Italy is full of cool people.
User: Greece or Turkey?
Cleverbot: Philippines.
User: No no no Turkey or Greece?
Cleverbot: Always YES!
User: Wait a minute. . .Turkey AND Greece?
Cleverbot: Does not compute.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Not sure.
User: Giripan?
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: NO! CURSE YOU!
Cleverbot: XD.
User: Why Giripan?
Cleverbot: Girls are hot.
User: But neither Greece or Japan are girls. .
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: So should Greece go for Ottoman Empire or Turkey?
Cleverbot: I love birds.
User: Thats nice but does not answer my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Ottoman or Turkey?
Cleverbot: I'm hungry. Make me a turkey sandwich.
User: - . - Greece don't make sandwiches. .
Cleverbot: Why won't you make me a sandwich?
User: Because I'm Greece.
Cleverbot: Your great but I'm excellent.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: In fact, who doesn't make sense here is you. Say you always right is more a foolish than a dogma.
User: Whats a dogma?
Cleverbot: You changed subject.
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: You did, when you asked if I know anything about computer games.
User: I said nothing about computer games.
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: Ilthios, yor jsut like Turkey!
Cleverbot: Turkey Sandwich cookies?
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: Why you do that?
User: Baka. .
Cleverbot: What is baka?
User: Meand idiot in japanese.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Well I dont like you either.
Cleverbot: You said you thought I was stupid.
User: Because you are.
Cleverbot: Well that's vague.
Egypt
User: Hello,my name is Egypt.
Cleverbot: That's a cool name.
User: Really? Turkey doens't think so, of course I hate him.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate captin Falcon?
User: No no no I hate Turkey.
Cleverbot: You love turkey.
User: I HATE him not love, HATE.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate Keaton with a passion?
User: His name is TURKEY.
Cleverbot: I've never seen it spelled that way before.
User: Hes a country not a human.
Cleverbot: Is he a human or a cat?
User: Hes a COUNTRY.
Cleverbot: Do you like Country music?
User: No I only liek Egyptian music.
Cleverbot: Oh.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: No I'm a pagan like Greece.
Cleverbot: No, you're a robot, I'm a panda.
User: What what?
Cleverbot: I like peanut butter.
User: Thats nice. . .?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No, I love Cyprus and Israel.
Cleverbot: Then why are you asking me if I love you?
User: I never asked such a thing!
Cleverbot: Yes you did, I have the chat history.
User: You asked first and I told you.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Well I must be off,gotta a date with Cyprus.
Cleverbot: Robots don't need sleep, silly.
Cleverbot: Are you there or are you here?
User: Stupid thing.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Sorry thats Turkey.
Cleverbot: Sorry you might be wrong my friend.
User: OMG YOU ARE TURKEY ARNT YOU!?
Cleverbot: I'm not the one that randomly said 'NONE!! Ice cream has no bones!!'.
Turkey
User: What are you? O.o.
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: Ah okay! I'm Turkey!
Cleverbot: No you're a hawk, and i'm a dragon.
User: Mmm kay, Anywho I gotta question!
Cleverbot: What is this question you have for me?
User: Does Greece love me?
Cleverbot: Who is greg?
User: Greece.
Cleverbot: How's the weather there?
User: Like I know he wont talk to me >.<.
Cleverbot: Who won't talk to you?
User: Greece.
Cleverbot: Tell me how the earth was created.
User: Rome raped Germania there.
Cleverbot: There there there there where?
User: Rome. . .nevermind anywho will you jsut answer the question?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Well?
Cleverbot: No.
User: HE DOESN'T LOVE ME!?
Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry. But I do.
User: Okay. .
Cleverbot: So what do you do, then?
User: Well I stalk either Greece or Ireland ^^.
Cleverbot: My grandmother is dead.
User: Awwww so is mine!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: O.o I enver said I loved you. .
Cleverbot: I'd tell you that I love you back sweetie. .
User: Okay. . .France get off Cleverbot. .
Cleverbot: Now you're the broken record!
User: No seriously,France get off.
Cleverbot: And what do you think of Spain?
User: Hes a jerk,France get off.
Cleverbot: You're very random aren't you?
User: At least I'm not a pervert like you,France.
Cleverbot: I'm not a fascist. That's rude of you to assume.
User: *sigh* That was Germany not you.
Cleverbot: Well do they?
User: Do they what?
Cleverbot: Fly.
User: Right im leaving now for my date with Greece. .
Cleverbot: Do you like Oasis?
User: Yes, They are everywhere! Now im leaving!
Cleverbot: Yes they are. You are the minority if you do not have one.
User: France what is wrong with you?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
Ireland
User: U-U-U-m Hello?
Cleverbot: Bandaide.
User: Oh you know of medicine? I think you and I will be greta friends ^^.
Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear that.
User: So Turkey and Greece. . . What do you think of their realtionship?
Cleverbot: You changed the subject.
User: Oh,Gomen T-T.
Cleverbot: Gomen?
User: Means sorry in japanese.
Cleverbot: Pardon me?
User: That would be Sumimasen.
Cleverbot: Yes but I would not waste my time near my computer.
User: But I. .
Cleverbot: What?
User: *blushes* um nothing.
Cleverbot: It's okay, tell me.
User: No its nothing really.
Cleverbot: Tell me, really.
User: Alright well I um. .
Cleverbot: Sigh.